Pointless ExperimentsPavlov's Frog writes: I once spent 20 minutes with my eyes closed to see what it was like being blind. I smashed my knee on the kitchen cupboard, and decided I'd be better off deaf as you can still watch television.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 12:00)
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Inadvertent ExperimentLast night, the pissed up MsDchurch managed to snap off the door handle to the bedroom, and in doing so impaled her wrist on it, resulting in a call to the ambulance service.
They didn't have one, but did send a bloke in a car who tidied up her bloody wrist.
Then, whilst I was asleep, she shut the door, meaning that this morning I couldn't open it from the inside (we're on the 4th floor, so no jumping out the window).
The experiment was to see just how long my bowels could hold out before I could get the door open.
Result: not very long. I had to crap on a dinner plate left over from a few nights before from a midnight snack.
Nice.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:56, Reply)
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