I'm an expertI spent four years of my life acquiring a PhD. This makes me an expert in the use of transparency in computer interfaces. It's not a hugely useful or interesting expertise, but it's all mine. I'm pretty hot at sitting on the sofa, too.
What are you lot experts in?
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chthonic, Thu 23 Jun 2005, 14:43)
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Linguistics & languagesYeah, I'm that irritating turd who'll correct your grammar in public. But it pisses me right off, y'know? When I hear the words 'there's two apples' I can't help but blurt 'no, there ARE two apples'.. Also, stuff like 'I'm on the bus, innit' makes me physically cringe. (Mental discourse: "I'm on the bus, isn't it? What the fuck does that mean when it's had a wash?") A Level grammar, y'see..
I also speak fluent Italian (which, as a lot of people don't realise, does not mean perfect [that's bilingual], it means generally functional in any given situation, such as watching TV or reading magazines, or (on really special occasions) actually talking to people.
I study Spanish at uni too. It's basically a transparent ploy to get into some sexy senorita's underkeks, our third year being spent in Barcelona. It worked when I lived in Italy! (/sweet furtive memories)
You love the length.
Bitch.
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Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Thu 23 Jun 2005, 19:21,
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