I'm an expertI spent four years of my life acquiring a PhD. This makes me an expert in the use of transparency in computer interfaces. It's not a hugely useful or interesting expertise, but it's all mine. I'm pretty hot at sitting on the sofa, too.
What are you lot experts in?
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chthonic, Thu 23 Jun 2005, 14:43)
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Driving Salesmen MadWe all know the scenario, "Hi, mind scratching these scratch cards?, oh looks youve won, go this presentation first to get your champagne..." Only this was Majorca. Hot Majorca too.
I must have been 12 at the time, and they gave us a guide to walk us around a bit in the hot sun before trying to sell us timeshare, and we stopped for coffee. Im 12. I dont want coffee, i want ice cream. Which I got. By the end of my ice cream I had driven this salesman to banging his head on the cafe table calling me a "fruitcake" over and over. By the end of his sales pitch he was thoroughly pissed off at me for constantly rubbing my eyes and gasping for no reason, and I havent seen him since. Shame really.
(, Thu 23 Jun 2005, 19:41, Reply)
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