No crap, here's a list:
2D Sonic games (the only 8 year old I know who ever got Hyper Sonic on Sonic + Knuckles + Sonic 3- me, and all my own work).
Jumping over high things (140cm is my best ever, and I'm only 185ish cm. And no, this isn't high jumping- I land on my feet).
CSS.
HTML, and implementing CSS into it as much as possible to maintain ease of manipulation.
Tony Hawk's games.
Verbally abusing posh girls for being stuck up and pretentious (my favourite).
Useless facts and historical anecdotes.
Useless facts about popular guns (M16, MP7, GLOCKs, Jackhammer, SPAS 12s and 15s, and so on).
Fixing Windows XP when it decides not to do what it's told (FUCKING OPEN THE FILE YOU CUNTY PROGRAM!).
Using long words and complex sentences when angry.
Applying grabs, holds, and locks that shouldn't be painful, but I make them hurt like Hell (like pinning someone's arms down with one hand and using their own protruding wrist bones to make them scream in pain).
Knowing facts about extreme sportsmen (specialising in the Yasutoko brothers).
Getting out of handing in homework and coursework (GCSE level teachers are idiots).
This game.

And length, obviously.
(youthink, Thu 23 Jun 2005, 20:23, Reply)