I'm an expertI spent four years of my life acquiring a PhD. This makes me an expert in the use of transparency in computer interfaces. It's not a hugely useful or interesting expertise, but it's all mine. I'm pretty hot at sitting on the sofa, too.
What are you lot experts in?
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chthonic, Thu 23 Jun 2005, 14:43)
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i am an expert in...watching monkeys wank.
for my dissertation last year, i had to examine monkey behaviour in captivity - specifically, how the number of human visitors influences their behaviour patterns.
after some months at bristol zoo, i doscovered that we stress the hell out of monkeys, and captivity makes them go quite mental.
they spend a lot of time wanking / shagging (sounds good so far) but also a lot of time prodding their own shit (some people are into that too i understand)... and they hate noisy chav kids the most.
one time a little chav cockflagelator started screaming at the monkeys, so the alpha male charged at the perspex screen. the kid shat himself, and the monkey broke his face.
so you see, i'm an expert.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2005, 15:26, Reply)
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