I'm an expertI spent four years of my life acquiring a PhD. This makes me an expert in the use of transparency in computer interfaces. It's not a hugely useful or interesting expertise, but it's all mine. I'm pretty hot at sitting on the sofa, too.
What are you lot experts in?
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chthonic, Thu 23 Jun 2005, 14:43)
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FiredI'm an expert in getting people fired. This isn't terribly nice but it's great fun since I only do it to the morons I work with. I fuck things up, feign ignorance and manage to 'suggest' it may be the fault of the colleague I have it in for at the time. As I have a position of authority and both my bosses love me, this leads to 'discussions' where I explain why I think they might not be 'up to the job'. This is further backed up after I allocate them tasks I know they're not capable of (they SHOULD be) and they screw them up and my director hears me 'talking the problem through'.
Monday will be interesting. My current target's off for good and I think he reads b3ta...
(, Fri 24 Jun 2005, 18:24, Reply)
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