I have a recurring dream
where I'm out walking the dog while I'm wearing nothing but a t-shirt. I meet up with some neighbours and because this a solidly middle class neighbourhood, they pretend not notice anything unusual. Throughout the conversation I am trying to inconspicuously pull my shirt end down to cover my naughty bits.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 20:37, 2 replies)

*dream*
*fantasy*
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:18, closed)

I think that means you want to fuck the dog

Or possibly go dogging with the neighbour.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:19, closed)