Exposed!Two Hats asks: Ever been naked in public? Have you ever exposed yourself, indecently or otherwise? Tell us your adventures as a prolific sex pest or accidental flasher
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:35)
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Brighton doesn't have a road called The EsplanadeBut I expect you were handcuffed to the same place we handcuffed a mate of mine on his stag night. Rather than naked, we'd dressed him in a basque, fishnets and stilettos.
Someone had to do up the poppers on the basque thing, the ones under the crotch. I got the short straw. I now know more about his nutsack than I ever, ever wanted to. *shudders*
Just like you, two coppers walked past, checking he was OK. As they wandered off towards the pier, I heard one of them comment to the other, "I would".
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