A small crowd gathered around my naked cock
...and then asked one of the stupidest questions I've ever heard:

"So, would you like a general anesthetic, or would you prefer to stay awake while we slice open your penis with sharp knives?"

I defy anyone to maintain an erection in THOSE circumstances...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 10:29, 3 replies)

A small crowd gathered around my naked cock
When I had the snip the nurse lifted my dick with one hand and held up a syringe in the other before saying "Just a little prick".

I like to think she said that to everyone as a joke but I have a feeling she actually made comparisons every time she saw one.
(Al987, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 10:57, closed)

I say
How can you NOT get an erection in those circumsances! Sexy!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:43, closed)

So, how goes the gender reassignment?

(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:50, closed)