Pre-Emptive Failure.
I'll not be appearing on the "Best Of" page for this QOTW - And I will Also fail to achieve my current goal.

I'll Explain.

My "board Signature" has been changed in an attempt to stop the inevitably repetitive and mind-crushingly boring nature of this week's Answers: "I failed my driving test because..."

But... you *will* post more Driving test Answers (infact, the most common and most boring ones will be preceeded with "prolly bin done", thus proving your lack of wit, and ability to read), Ergo I shall fail. or... by next friday, I will have failed.

Also, being that you'll find this answer to be annoying (as I appear to be calling 70% of the posters repetitive boring tossers) you won't hit "I like this"

Massive Failure is on the cards.. but I accept things fast, and bounce.... So...... *sigh*

I'm SO looking forward to reading more about your wonderful driving crapulence. Please - I'm all ears - What exactly did you do wrong on your first two tests?... *See this face? This is my 'listening' face*... oh yes.. the examiner WAS an utter bastard... *
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EDIT: No really.. Please, in the name of nice bouncy boobies will you STOP?? I usually look forward to the friday afternoon's entertainment as i read all the fresh answers, but today i've taken to slamming my fingers in a drawer to take my mind of the cringingly embarassing repetitiveness.
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( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Fri 5 Jan 2007, 13:48, Reply)