FailedOn my third driving test, I turned right out of the test centre, reached a pedestrian crossing, attempted to run over a little old lady, was prevented from doing so by the examiner grabbing the wheel, then proceeded straight back to the test centre.
The drive home was very, very quiet. I've never felt such a complete failure.
What have you failed at?
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chthonic, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 10:21)
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new year's resolution...I imagine this is going to be a common one. my resolution was to stop drinking for at least the first week of january - I managed new year's day, but only cos Mr Hangover and Miss Comedown started a whirlwind romance up and down the length of my body and brain leaving me crying and bedridden. on the first proper day of my planned sobriety I managed to be up til 2 am drinking wine and doing teh dr*gs and watching neil young dvds...and then had to go to work the day after. to be honest, if I'm going to fail to keep a new year's resolution then I'm glad I'm doing it in style :D
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yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:53,
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