FailedOn my third driving test, I turned right out of the test centre, reached a pedestrian crossing, attempted to run over a little old lady, was prevented from doing so by the examiner grabbing the wheel, then proceeded straight back to the test centre.
The drive home was very, very quiet. I've never felt such a complete failure.
What have you failed at?
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chthonic, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 10:21)
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Spelling in front of 2,700 people!There's a show call The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee which wowed Broadway and is now on its first national tour of the States.
Being the theater whore I am, I went to see it last week. As you go in, they ask you a bunch of questions, and then pick 4 people from the audience to be part of the show. I was one of the 4 picked (based on my dynamic personality and English accent).
The premise is that the 4 audience members participate in the Spelling Bee that is part of the show, and you actually have to spell in front of the 2,700 seater audience (and it was sold out that night!).
I spelt my first word right, but failed miserably to spell 'kinika' which is apparently some kind of Indian drinking cup.
Thank fuck I wasn't the first one off the stage though, 'cos that would have been really embarrassing.
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 6 Jan 2007, 17:55,
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