FailedOn my third driving test, I turned right out of the test centre, reached a pedestrian crossing, attempted to run over a little old lady, was prevented from doing so by the examiner grabbing the wheel, then proceeded straight back to the test centre.
The drive home was very, very quiet. I've never felt such a complete failure.
What have you failed at?
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chthonic, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 10:21)
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I failed at knowing about God.I originally went to university to study Theology. I thought this would be all cunning and interesting. It wasn't. It was the dullest class I'd ever taken.
I hated it. I hated it with a firey passion, but the university was somewhat unhappy about people switching from their chosen degree subjects. My options stood at four years of course that I hated or dropping out of university. I didn't want to do either. So I went for option c...
I went to my exam. I read the first question, which was something along the lines of "Why do Christians believe there is sin in the world?" But with more big words cause it's a university.
I thought for a moment, and then wrote:
"There is sin in the world because God hates us. All of us. Even you.
See you in the resit."
And walked out.
I didn't go to the resit. And failed my degree course. I got to change then!
(By the way, I only failed by 5%. Apparently I got some credit for my answer!)
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