FailedOn my third driving test, I turned right out of the test centre, reached a pedestrian crossing, attempted to run over a little old lady, was prevented from doing so by the examiner grabbing the wheel, then proceeded straight back to the test centre.
The drive home was very, very quiet. I've never felt such a complete failure.
What have you failed at?
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chthonic, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 10:21)
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SHUGI too know the chronic failure with women, for the most part it is the story of my life
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My own tale revolves around women, exams and too many illicet substances known to many as the opposite of Alkali.
I could carry on in sych a fashion, but given that I'm half trolleyed, I'll cut it short.
Got bombed with the then Queen Lottie of Swandanavia, went into my GCSE woodwork exam and spent what felt like 6 weeks drawing trees and sawdust in before and after pictures. FOllowed by several months of sleep, and technicolour air in every direction. Blooming magic so it was.
And LO! I got a D.
No apologies for length, so long as the depth can take it.
(, Sun 7 Jan 2007, 21:08, Reply)
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