FailedOn my third driving test, I turned right out of the test centre, reached a pedestrian crossing, attempted to run over a little old lady, was prevented from doing so by the examiner grabbing the wheel, then proceeded straight back to the test centre.
The drive home was very, very quiet. I've never felt such a complete failure.
What have you failed at?
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chthonic, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 10:21)
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F!GCSE design and technology was all about designing a toothbrush for children. Easy, right? Scribble a few pictures down, take the exam, go home.
I did absolutely no prep work and exam time rolls around. I'm sitting behind my mate Matthew in the exam room who said he could hear my idiotic giggling after we left. So, why did I try to fail?
When you look at a DESIGN and TECHNOLOGY exam and spy a question that asks 'why is it important for children to brush their teeth?' something inside the sixteen year-old psyche just snaps. Instead of picking up an easy mark I wrote: "Do I look like a fucking dentist?"
Then I thought I'd compound the error by drawing cocks all over the exam paper and making slight alterations to the exam instructions to the tune of "you will need red, blue and green pen(i)s to complete this exam" amongst others.
Hence the immature giggling and a big F on the results.
(, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 0:39, Reply)
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