FailedOn my third driving test, I turned right out of the test centre, reached a pedestrian crossing, attempted to run over a little old lady, was prevented from doing so by the examiner grabbing the wheel, then proceeded straight back to the test centre.
The drive home was very, very quiet. I've never felt such a complete failure.
What have you failed at?
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chthonic, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 10:21)
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I failed to wipe my bottom properly this morning......and now it itches.
I have also failed to successfully scratch my itch by shuffling side to side on my chair as if I'm having a small dance by myself.
...And judging by the horrified look on the girl who I sit facing, she hasn't failed to notice what I'm surrepticiously trying to do.
i HAVE ALSO FAILED TO STOP TYPING MY ANSWER TO qotw EVEN THOUGH i'VE RUN OUT OF THINGS TO SAY.
Bugger, I also failed to notice my caps lock was on for that last bit.
fail scmail. At least I succeeded in living by my motto when answering this QOTW......Aim low, underachieve.
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sneep used to date Freddie Starr's hamster, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 11:26,
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