FailedOn my third driving test, I turned right out of the test centre, reached a pedestrian crossing, attempted to run over a little old lady, was prevented from doing so by the examiner grabbing the wheel, then proceeded straight back to the test centre.
The drive home was very, very quiet. I've never felt such a complete failure.
What have you failed at?
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chthonic, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 10:21)
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I failed to wake up without a hangover this morningI was going to be good, what with it being a Sunday night & having work the next day but the following happened:-
I cleaned up after a hard days decorating, ate some tea & at 8.30pm sat down to a pleasant sunday nights TV viewing. I leisurely checked the viewing schedules and my jaw dropped:
BBC 1: Just the two of us (another fucking televised kareoke competition).
BBC 2: Ray Mears survival thingy (I had already seen it & it was desperately dull the first time)
ITV: Soap Opera showdown (who watches this shite? WHO? I demand to know so they can be removed from the gene pool with machetes).
Ch4: Celebrity Big Brother (even having Face from the A-Team is not enough to make me watch this lowest common denominator crap for the bovine masses to gurn over).
Ch5: Dont receive it.
So I had 2 options, put my head in the oven & turn on the gas or go to the pub.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 11:57,
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