FailedOn my third driving test, I turned right out of the test centre, reached a pedestrian crossing, attempted to run over a little old lady, was prevented from doing so by the examiner grabbing the wheel, then proceeded straight back to the test centre.
The drive home was very, very quiet. I've never felt such a complete failure.
What have you failed at?
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chthonic, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 10:21)
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L0p3z's story made me think of this:I failed to have sex at least 17 times this morning, as every person I passed on the way to work I failed to rape. If number one in your list counts, then so does this.
And as for the cream, it's probably with the pregnant teenager down the pharmacy.
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skinnyrake =|:o)-/<, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:27,
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