Failed
On my third driving test, I turned right out of the test centre, reached a pedestrian crossing, attempted to run over a little old lady, was prevented from doing so by the examiner grabbing the wheel, then proceeded straight back to the test centre.
The drive home was very, very quiet. I've never felt such a complete failure.
What have you failed at?
( , Fri 5 Jan 2007, 10:21)
On my third driving test, I turned right out of the test centre, reached a pedestrian crossing, attempted to run over a little old lady, was prevented from doing so by the examiner grabbing the wheel, then proceeded straight back to the test centre.
The drive home was very, very quiet. I've never felt such a complete failure.
What have you failed at?
( , Fri 5 Jan 2007, 10:21)
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I just failed to possibly keep my job....
Problems with their email, so they ring us up and as it is an issue with account details we have to confirm security. This guy speaks to me and I advise him that I have to speak to "Mrs Customer" as she is the named user. He passes the phone over rather hesitantly to her, and I hear not unlike a voice synthesizor;
"I am Mrs Customer. You will speak to Mr Customer as I have motor-neuron disease."
I hit the silent mute button, stop myself laughing, then proceed to fix the issue.
At the end of the call, I finish up by saying "There we go, those emails should be working fine for Mrs Davros."
Hopefully, I don't think he noticed....
( , Mon 8 Jan 2007, 17:20, Reply)
Problems with their email, so they ring us up and as it is an issue with account details we have to confirm security. This guy speaks to me and I advise him that I have to speak to "Mrs Customer" as she is the named user. He passes the phone over rather hesitantly to her, and I hear not unlike a voice synthesizor;
"I am Mrs Customer. You will speak to Mr Customer as I have motor-neuron disease."
I hit the silent mute button, stop myself laughing, then proceed to fix the issue.
At the end of the call, I finish up by saying "There we go, those emails should be working fine for Mrs Davros."
Hopefully, I don't think he noticed....
( , Mon 8 Jan 2007, 17:20, Reply)
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