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On my third driving test, I turned right out of the test centre, reached a pedestrian crossing, attempted to run over a little old lady, was prevented from doing so by the examiner grabbing the wheel, then proceeded straight back to the test centre.
The drive home was very, very quiet. I've never felt such a complete failure.
What have you failed at?
( , Fri 5 Jan 2007, 10:21)
On my third driving test, I turned right out of the test centre, reached a pedestrian crossing, attempted to run over a little old lady, was prevented from doing so by the examiner grabbing the wheel, then proceeded straight back to the test centre.
The drive home was very, very quiet. I've never felt such a complete failure.
What have you failed at?
( , Fri 5 Jan 2007, 10:21)
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Another driving test story
I knew I'd failed my second test after the tester asked me to stop the car, then got out and walked back, leaving me sat waiting for the instructor dude to take us home. Was I hurt by his lack of confidence? No, I was way too stoned to give a toss at that stage. Could be why I'd just pulled out into oncoming traffic.
I still can't drive legally, but neither can I take drugs legally.
Not that that stops me in either case.
So watch it, I might be in your neighbourhood!
( , Mon 8 Jan 2007, 22:14, Reply)
I knew I'd failed my second test after the tester asked me to stop the car, then got out and walked back, leaving me sat waiting for the instructor dude to take us home. Was I hurt by his lack of confidence? No, I was way too stoned to give a toss at that stage. Could be why I'd just pulled out into oncoming traffic.
I still can't drive legally, but neither can I take drugs legally.
Not that that stops me in either case.
So watch it, I might be in your neighbourhood!
( , Mon 8 Jan 2007, 22:14, Reply)
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