FailedOn my third driving test, I turned right out of the test centre, reached a pedestrian crossing, attempted to run over a little old lady, was prevented from doing so by the examiner grabbing the wheel, then proceeded straight back to the test centre.
The drive home was very, very quiet. I've never felt such a complete failure.
What have you failed at?
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chthonic, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 10:21)
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Maths!Only exam I've failed was one of my maths ones (went from AAA in ASlevel to DDU at Alevel, luckily still a C overall.) I knew I was going to cock it up, because I didn't know the answers. Or understand the questions. After 15 minutes of a 2 hour exam I was done, counted up my marks (you can do that with Maths,) realised if I had got EVERYTHING I attempted right, I'd get 9/60. I lay my head down and went to sleep. Got proded by an invigilator for snoring, and told to 'try some more of the questions.' Just told her I didn't know the answers, and coloured in my entire left hand with biro. You ever notice how much biro stinks when you draw on skin with it? Why is that? And why do ants nests smell so much when you piss on them?
6/60 wasn't too bad really then for what I attempted, thats like 60%.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 0:46, Reply)
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