FailedOn my third driving test, I turned right out of the test centre, reached a pedestrian crossing, attempted to run over a little old lady, was prevented from doing so by the examiner grabbing the wheel, then proceeded straight back to the test centre.
The drive home was very, very quiet. I've never felt such a complete failure.
What have you failed at?
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chthonic, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 10:21)
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Naughty Horse Fails Again!Those of you who remember my posts for previous QOTWs will remember my long history of relationships cunting in new and spectacular ways - well, just to let you know I haven't let you down, I've gone and cunted in another one.
After 18 months of reasonably blissful happiness, my (now ex) fiancee turned around to me last night and said that for the entire length of our relationship she'd been in love with someone else, and that the only way we can be 'normal' is if she never sees or speaks to me again. Not the maddest, but certainly the most damning. Cocks to everything.
Ho hum. Maybe the next one will be normal.
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Shegetz Chris Kamara's comedy moustache, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 9:55,
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