FailedOn my third driving test, I turned right out of the test centre, reached a pedestrian crossing, attempted to run over a little old lady, was prevented from doing so by the examiner grabbing the wheel, then proceeded straight back to the test centre.
The drive home was very, very quiet. I've never felt such a complete failure.
What have you failed at?
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chthonic, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 10:21)
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We all live to fight again, I supposeThough other interesting failures include:
- Failing my AS levels, first time around.
Due to discovering the wonders of underage drinking and late nights wanking furiously to Vivid's finest. Had to spend two years with the chavvy little oiks I spent 5 years mocking at secondary school. Fucksocks. Passed at the second go though.
- Failing to forge a life of fortune and fame.
Due to ignoring an offer of a trial at Southend United (back when they were shit) because I couldn't be arsed getting out of bed. 3 or 4 years later they're in the Championship. Fucksocks, I'm fat and useless now.
and, last but not least;
- Failing GCSE Photography.
In the most dismal fashion, with a mark of 0 for everything, because they transferred me from Art 8 weeks before the end of a 2 year course, so I didn't bother doing any work or turning up for the exam. Big line of 0s in the register. Got an X. Not even the class spaz could come close.
No fucksocks, I was strangely proud.
Edit: to the above, I also hate Jimmy Fuckface Wankcunt Carr. I can't see him on the telly without wanting to pop his face.
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Shegetz Chris Kamara's comedy moustache, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:19,
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