FailedOn my third driving test, I turned right out of the test centre, reached a pedestrian crossing, attempted to run over a little old lady, was prevented from doing so by the examiner grabbing the wheel, then proceeded straight back to the test centre.
The drive home was very, very quiet. I've never felt such a complete failure.
What have you failed at?
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chthonic, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 10:21)
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Our local paperHas just run a story on the front page about a new cafe being opened. The residents are apparently complaining because they think it will attract "youths" and make "cooking smells" despite the fact it's going to be open in the daytime serving coffee to little old ladies (and me when I miss the bus)
They completely failed in their complaints to mention that there is a fish and chip shop about two shops away from where the cafe is going to be.
Other comedy headlines this week include:
Rogue fish traders operating in Warwickshire
Members of club share love of old tractors
Church rocks to young band
Shopping trolley firm expands
The tractor factor
(, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 1:26, Reply)
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