
On my third driving test, I turned right out of the test centre, reached a pedestrian crossing, attempted to run over a little old lady, was prevented from doing so by the examiner grabbing the wheel, then proceeded straight back to the test centre.
The drive home was very, very quiet. I've never felt such a complete failure.
What have you failed at?
( , Fri 5 Jan 2007, 10:21)
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QUOTE: Only ... I would not be able to come. My balls are the size of space hoppers.
couldn't you just have a wank by yourself?
Both in the story, and in real life?
( , Wed 10 Jan 2007, 17:13, Reply)
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