FailedOn my third driving test, I turned right out of the test centre, reached a pedestrian crossing, attempted to run over a little old lady, was prevented from doing so by the examiner grabbing the wheel, then proceeded straight back to the test centre.
The drive home was very, very quiet. I've never felt such a complete failure.
What have you failed at?
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chthonic, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 10:21)
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I failed to failmy driving theory test.
After booking it with less than a week's notice, and pissing my weekend up the wall, I turned up 15 minutes before my theory test having revised for the grand total of 25 minutes using a DVD I'd bought at Staples late the previous night.
I had just had a row with the other half who said it was 'my own fault' (what?! how!?) if I failed because I was 'lazy' (25 minutes of revision doesn't agree with that!). I burst into tears and arrived cold, confused and sniffly.
Totally guessed all the answers and did something called a 'hazard perception test' which I'd never seen or heard of before. Standing before the receptionist I was handed my results (I almost left without collecting them, embarrased as I was).
I got 37/37! I am a bit concerned they swapped my results with someone good on theory but a bit blind or something.
So there you are, I failed to fail. I am either a genius, have had a past life as an AA instructor (possible) or it's fucking IMPOSSIBLE to fail a theory test.
That was 6 months ago and I still haven't booked my practical. I have fear (am girl) :(
(, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 20:31, Reply)
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