FailedOn my third driving test, I turned right out of the test centre, reached a pedestrian crossing, attempted to run over a little old lady, was prevented from doing so by the examiner grabbing the wheel, then proceeded straight back to the test centre.
The drive home was very, very quiet. I've never felt such a complete failure.
What have you failed at?
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chthonic, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 10:21)
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Just heard this one from a mate.......his mate got invited to a News Years party. The party was themed as a superhero fancy dress one, and the invite he received read as roughly;
"You have been summoned to an emergency meeting at _____ Hotel in Swansea at 7.30pm, 31/12/06. The fate of the world is in your hands."
On the reverse of the card, it said simply "You are Wolverine".
"Cool" this guy thinks, he's only got the best of the bunch. Everyone knows Wolverine, it's going to be great. So, he spends the next two weeks perfecting the "unshaved" look, makes himself look rugged, borrowed a white vest, dog tags, black leather jacket, jeans with a large belt buckle and to finish off was smoking a cigar. He also shaved some tramlines into his stubble. Basically it sounds like he looked the part.
He turns up at the hotel with invite, and is led into the party room. NOBODY knew who he turned up as. He felt a right failure all night.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 8:58,
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