I might have loads of these if I collate them. (Get ready to be bored senseless!)
Best parties I ever attended were at a rather famous Surrey theme park after hours. Ever been down a log flume? How about with no log? That's a good way to ruin a nice pair of jeans!
How's about getting the timing right on the flying blood sucking mammal ride? All the staff were on there continuously for a good hour I guess.
We had a young lad start on the ride, sadly he lacked a bit in the brain department, so rather than finding the staff entrance to the ride, to get behind the scenes so to speak, he jumped over the tracks. Just as the ride was coming into the stop! Some serious reprimanding there.
Debauched parties meant being sick was commonplace. At one, some of the lads I worked with were getting fed up with a young rock star type stealing sweets. They left out a paper bag full of laxatives and let nature take its course. The party later that day was mostly devoted to watching this poor guy too-ing and fro-ing, and taking a while about it too. He wore those lace up leather jeans that took half an hour to get in or out of! I'm quite glad to be able to say I wasn't involved with that particular one. He was a nice guy.

But the parties! Oh the parties. Never have I had such an awesome time, before or since. Sex on a plate.

Met loads of celebs too. Terry Gilliam's autograph was the best by a long way.
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:26, 12 replies)

Sex on a plate sounds awfully unhygienic

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:28, closed)

Paper plates.
Disposable once past their prime. (Like me I guess)
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:35, closed)

Re: (Get ready to be bored senseless!)
www.b3ta.com/questions
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:30, closed)

You're
twistin' my melons man,
Should have put my brain in this morning. Serves me right for touching the evil drink.
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:34, closed)

Don't let the "Fuck off out of here" smack you in the face
as you're made to feel not-so-welcome.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:44, closed)

Awww. Is the big horrid bully getting more attention than you?
Poor wee thing.

Blub blub blub.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:55, closed)

I never thought I'd see the day...
Or do I need a tag team partner too?
Applications on a postcard and sent to the wrong address please.
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:17, closed)

Hulk Hogan is free now that Randy Savage has gone to the Big Rumble In The Sky.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:29, closed)

Chessington world of adventures?

( rofl harris, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:05, closed)

Sssh, don't tell,
or the clowns will come after me...
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:12, closed)

I know someone who used to work there
...so I've heard many similar stories.
( rofl harris, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 16:37, closed)

Like many stories on here
they may sound made up, but rather scarily they're true.

(In fact I remember the clowns being some of the worst offenders.)
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:36, closed)