Faking it
Rakky writes, "We've all done it. From qualifications to orgasms, everyone likes to play 'let's pretend' once in a while."
So when have you faked it? Did you get away with it? Or were your mendacious ways exposed?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 15:16)
It's easy for you lot...
You're all
real humans.
I have to fake everything every day.
wubble
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 15:31,
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That's
the trouble with being a homosexual pond
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 15:34,
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Oi...
I'm a LAKE GODAMMIT!
Oh hang on...
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 15:38,
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A-Ha!
Tricked you Baron!
*pulls sword and reveals unstung wrist*
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Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 15:41,
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Can I get a definitive answer?
Is it PoofLake, or PooFlake?
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sabre-tooth monkey, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 15:43,
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shush sabre-tooth
you'll upset him. He's very delicate.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 15:54,
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Grrrr.....
*eyes turn green*
Grrrrr
*skin turns green*
grrrr
*Makes note to see dermatologist*
grrr
*Clothes rip off - including trousers and undercrackers*
*Muscle Bulges*
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:00,
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^^ *follows through*
*turns back to normal shade of off-white*
*wipes*
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:04,
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^^
*realises was still wearing pants*
Dammit not again!
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Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:08,
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