Ghost Hunt
Whilst on a ghost hunt at a supposedly haunted pub up north we were rambling around following the 'guide' when in a cellar area I accidentally kicked a stone. It flew through the air hitting a can left on the floor at the other end of the cellar.
Uproar ensued, everyone thought it was a ghost, until I explained it was my mistake by kicking a stone.
One woman however shouted up with 'It couldn't possibly have been you kicking a stone as I was watching your feet all the time', even though it was dark and we only had the mimimal of lighting in the room.

EVERYONE turned to me, what could I say "Shut up you old bat this is all bollocks", or fold terribly and give a glimmer of hope into all these idiots minds.
"Your right, I was facing the other way" I proclaimed.

Everyone backed against the walls and went quiet, I just left disgusted with myself.
(Opanoid Look sweats dripping off them, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:05, Reply)