sleeping with ladies
spent a few years pretending to be straight, going out, getting pissed, sleeping with ladies, eating kebabs etc.

now i go out, get pissed, sleep with blokes and eat kebabs.

the downside? blokes tend to want some of your kebab.
(imallamallama looking forward to llamageddon on, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 21:34, 7 replies)

Don't be sexist.
Girls like kebabs too.
( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 21:35, closed)

Blokes tend to want
some of your rotating stick of meat?
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 21:40, closed)

Girls love
rotating sticks of meat.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:23, closed)

save precious time and money...
ignore the going out and having sex... haave sexual kebabs delivered to your door!

/TOPTIPS
( the dalai farmer always likes tea, but especially on, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:49, closed)

So you're saying...
You want him to go out, get blokes pissed and sleep with kebabs?
( ousgg is not seeking approval, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 7:17, closed)

Err
I've slept with a kebab
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 8:30, closed)

@legless
so have i. and i think we both enjoyed it.
(imallamallama looking forward to llamageddon on, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:50, closed)