Faking itRakky writes, "We've all done it. From qualifications to orgasms, everyone likes to play 'let's pretend' once in a while."
So when have you faked it? Did you get away with it? Or were your mendacious ways exposed?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 15:16)
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Double blagI was visiting my mate in Paris. (I'll call him PM for now on) While I was there his Hells Angels biker mate came round (known as HA from now on). HA is a bald, black, brick sh*thouse.
PM managed to pursuade HA to pretend to be Carl Cox for an evening so we could fake blag our way into seeing DJ Shadow for free.
We got in with a little bit of pursading at the door. Had a great night and managed to keep the fact that Carl Cox is a raging homo from HA for 2 years. By the time HA found out it was too late to beat the crap out of us for making him pretend he was gay.
So yeah. 1 great night out for free and 1 beat down avoided due to the power of the blag.
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:13,
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Saw DJ Shadow in The Astoriaa few years back - magic! 'The Outsider' is not great though.
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LightbulbJust realised that my cousin is therefore likely to have done the bumsex with that very DJ. Not being a dance music afficionado CC's sexuality had never ocurred to me but now, erm, a few things have 'slotted into place' so to speak...
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InterestingI honestly was not aware there are black Hells Angels. Must be a pretty rare thing.
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:59,
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