Ogg the Caveman
My mate, Ogg the Caveman, faked something once with devastating consequences.

He was a big guy, and him and his mate Ugg used to help out around the peaceful cave-man community by moving heavy things around. They'd happily pick up rocks and stuff, and put them where they were needed. They were always competing to see who could lift the biggest rock, so people would ask "Who put that rock there?" and they would proudly say.

One day, a little cave-boy pointed up to the mountain, and said "OK, who put that rock there then?"

Ogg and Ugg looked at each other, and Ogg had an idea. "Our enormous friend, Godd," said Ogg, not realizing that he had just faked certain knowledge based on sod all.

Before they could correct the boy, the boy had told everyone, a schism had whipped through the cave-man community and Ogg and Ugg were burned as heretics using the newly discovered stuff "fire".

So now you know where religion came from.
( Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:05, 2 replies)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Hilarious. Have a click. I need extra laughs on these lazy, impossibly long Friday afternoons.
(BrainSurgerysFun, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 19:47, closed)

Actually
I just read a lot of your old messages and most of them are impossibly funny.
(BrainSurgerysFun, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 19:51, closed)