Faking itRakky writes, "We've all done it. From qualifications to orgasms, everyone likes to play 'let's pretend' once in a while."
So when have you faked it? Did you get away with it? Or were your mendacious ways exposed?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 15:16)
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Thats ShowbusinessI entered a competition where the prize was to see the live performance of "Strictly Come Dancing" with none other than Bruce Forsythe.. basically me old mum loves it..and as I am being honest, I enjoy watching it too, but it made for a good cover that I was doing it all for her.
It was coming up to her 60th birthday, and I knew I would be in the good books for life if I managed to bag a couple of tickets to go and see her favourite show, and prayed that, as I hadn't won anything in my whole life..I was well overdue a "favour" from the big guy upstairs. *crossed fingers*
I waited nervously, until all of a sudden my mobile started ringing ! It was a lady representative for the BBC saying I had won 2 tickets to see the show live.. I almost shit myself ! I couldn't believe it ! I quickly called my old mum and told her the good news..and after lots of praise every day of what a wonderful son I was, the day soon came around to going to see the show.
I drove us both there, and I could see by her face that the excitement was more than my mum could bear! It gave me a lovely warm glow inside to see her so happy for a change, its been a while since I saw her smile like that, ever since dad died she hasn't been the same.
We were given the full VIP treatment, red carpet, champagne, and to top it all, because I had informed the producers that I knew how to Ballroom dance, as it was her 60th birthday, we were even allowed to dance on the same dancefloor that the celebrities would be filling later. And as I swept her around the floor, the glitterball was turned on and I could see a tear drop run down her cheek.
That wasn't the end of it ! I was told that Bruce Forsythe and head judge Len Goodman, and also Craig Revel Horwood would like to meet my mother in the dressing room.
Her jaw dropped ! So did mine.. I couldn't believe it !!
So off she went, and I sat there watching the preparations for the evening get under way, thinking to myself what a fabulous son I was..this definitely outweighs the time I bought her that cd she liked for her last birthday.
20 minutes went by, and over the tannoy they announced that the show was about to start in 45 minutes.. Suddenly I panicked.. was she lost? was she going to miss the best birthday present I would ever have given her? So I showed one of the technical guys my VIP pass and asked where I could find Mr.Forsythe's dressing room, then nervously made my way there.
I knocked on the door and walked in to see my mother on her knees in the middle of what can only be described as a celebrity bukake, with my dear old mum gobbing off Bruce while simultaneously, and expertly, two handed wanking the shafts of both Len Goodman and Craig Revel Horward as if her life depended on it.
Craig gritted his teeth and rolled his head to the side, eyes widening as his cock was teased to submission..saying in a pervy voice that mum had to 'earn her' 10 tonight. While Craig was getting his rocks massaged, Len stood like a Matador, primed and defiant as she pummelled his pork sword like a bull to a red flag, hungry for meat juice, she tightened her grip and used the rotating wrist action to show this formidable opponent who was in charge.. But years of practising the paso doble meant Len wasn't going to submit that easily ! All the while Bruce's saggy bum cheeks flapped back and forth as he chanted GOOD GAME GOOD GAME GOOD GAME.. his moustache twitching as he reached the point of no return..withdrawing and coating her face with his cheesy seed.
Once Bruce was 'broken', it wasn't long before Len and Craig erupted their hot spunk into the air, showering her in a seemingly endless stream of jizz, covering her hair and face as she licked her lips with joy.
I made my excuses and left.
It was not nice to see you to see you nice Mr.Forsythe.. and I would like to add that I faked it that night. I can't dance a single step.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:18, 2 replies)
I live in your great shadow.. master !:D
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:16, closed)
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