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This is a question Faking it

Rakky writes, "We've all done it. From qualifications to orgasms, everyone likes to play 'let's pretend' once in a while."

So when have you faked it? Did you get away with it? Or were your mendacious ways exposed?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 15:16)
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Man and woman just had sex and man said ARRRH THAT WAS AWESOME in a sarcastic voice. Woman said: 'You hated that, FAKING GIT!'
(Paddy O'Dawes, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:49, 8 replies)
Oh fuck off
one line puns are for Wednesday and even then they are usually better than this.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:52, closed)
Pfft!
It is shit though, get him al, King of the Puns.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:58, closed)
@Vilverin
A funny, well-crafted pun is a thing of beauty. To qualify as funny and well-crafted, a pun has to be (a) funny and (b) well-crafted.

This is neither. The same applies to your others, just below.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:01, closed)
Do bugger off,
there's a love.


Thanks awfully.

Monts
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:08, closed)
Now, hold on a minute
The joke may be shit, but that's no reason to tell someone to fuck off. If you don't like what someone's posted, use the 'ignore' button - don't hit them with a lot of verbal abuse. It's reminiscent of bullying, and it doesn't belong on QOTW - this ain't /talk

/rant
(Pavlov's Frog figures no-one really reads sigs anyway, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:15, closed)
@Pavlov...
Hmmm... I think it's OK to flame trolls.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:50, closed)
I would like to state
that I am not the sort of person who goea all /talk and tells every new person to fuck off, but this chap has already posted three utterly crap one liners that don't make any sense. Any they've been a member for over year, so I think they know the score.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 18:05, closed)
Just because someone posts a shit joke, or a pun that misses the mark
It doesn't mean that they'll never post something amusing. Give them a chance, is what I'm saying.

Although, on the other hand, I hadn't noticed the other two shitty puns further down the page...

On second thoughts, I withdraw my objection

Flame on, people, flame on
(Pavlov's Frog figures no-one really reads sigs anyway, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 18:26, closed)

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