Once
at a party, my boyfriend and I retreated to the bathroom for some fun.

He'd been giving me oral for ages but due to the amount of alcohol we had both consumed I just could not orgasm.

So I faked it. And it was spectacular. I banged my hands off the floor and was very vocal in my appreciation.

Apparantly my voice had echoed round the house so everyone had gathered outside the bathroom door to give my boyfriend a round of applause.
(sparkly_penguin, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:04, 7 replies)

At least
you allowed him his moment of glory. You could have exclaimed "I was faking!" I once swapped clothes with my ex at our housewarming party, pants and everything. unfortunately, I then tried to run upstairs and one of my bollocks flew out her thong and startled her cousin.
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:15, closed)

well at least everybody else felt good about it after
:D I bet other guys were asking what his technique was and everything!
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:16, closed)

baw bag
Where did it land?
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:51, closed)

it became rather painfully lodged
between elastic and skin. I was being pursued by said cousin at the time as she attempted to pull "my" skirt up, so I was unable to release it until I reached the safety of the bathroom :P
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 17:06, closed)

Well
If she's going to pull your skirt up, it's only fair you show her a bit of brain...

It's the only way she'll learn.
( Moey, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 17:09, closed)

It's the sheer fact
that there was only a slight pause before she continued chasing me. I would have thought that the sight of my nuts would be enough to see even the most hardened campaigner off.
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 0:32, closed)

Oh yes
he was very pleased and I didn't tell anyone I faked it.

No bollocks flying anywhere though...
(sparkly_penguin, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 10:02, closed)