Drunken Japes
When I was a young and foolish Ray at Uni, I was meandering home late one night after a skinful and found myself being hassled/menaced by a gentleman of the homeless persuasion. I pushed him into the extremely cold canal by which we were standing.

I still don't know why but, rather than trying to rescue him, I just smoked a cigarette while he drowned. He hardly made any noise.

I never had any coppers at the door or anything but I scanned the local news every day for weeks in my state of advanced paranoia and I didn't dare get drunk in front of my mate for the rest of the term in case booze loosened my guilty tongue.

So, there you have it; I had to fake not being a murderer!
(RayPugh So, what are you wearing?, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 10:50, 4 replies)

You're not a murderer
That's manslaughter.

If you had jumped in after him you would have probably drowned as well (cold water & booze dont mix). But yeah, you're a monster for not seeking help or fessing up.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:51, closed)

Is this
another one of those posts where people just try to get a rise out of QOTW readers? The ones that normally end up with 50 messages saying "you utter cunt" and so on?

If not, how hassled/menaced?

And yeah, it's manslaughterer rather than murderer.
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 12:58, closed)

Double cunt
1/ If it's true
2/ For trying to get a rise out of us
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 15 Jul 2008, 14:45, closed)

Well...
He asked me if I had any spare change, so technically that's an attempted mugging. Plus I definitely would have drowned too if I'd jumped in after him!
(RayPugh So, what are you wearing?, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 15:17, closed)