False EconomiesSometimes the cheapest option isn't the right one. I fondly remember my neighbours going to a well-known catalogue-based store and buying the cheapest lawnmower they stocked. How we laughed as they realised it had non-rotating wheels and died when presented with grass. Tell us about times you or others have been let down by being a cheapskate.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 12:42)
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Try cultivating a herd of bonsai goatsand unleashing them at irregular intervals. This will create a multitude of moving targets that are very effective at distracting his attention, thus enabling you to escape with the primary goat.
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.Yeti., Tue 24 Jun 2014, 14:27,
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^wise beyond his years.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 14:33,
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Surely a herd of bonsai goatsisn't a means, but rather an end.
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