False EconomiesSometimes the cheapest option isn't the right one. I fondly remember my neighbours going to a well-known catalogue-based store and buying the cheapest lawnmower they stocked. How we laughed as they realised it had non-rotating wheels and died when presented with grass. Tell us about times you or others have been let down by being a cheapskate.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 12:42)
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Some of you may recall that, a few years ago, a lesbian disguised herself as a boy to find a girlfriend. Her and her partner entered into a sexual relationship and using a cheap dildo managed to keep the truth hidden. It eventually came out after the girl realised what was going on and the woman who started the whole charade was arrested, put on trial and eventually spent some time inside.
The victim only ever issued one statement regarding the whole affair.
"I can't believe it was a falsie conning me."
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Muns, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 13:11,
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Mm. Yeah.This one's not so good.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 13:16,
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dunno what you mean. www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/woman-24-tricked-15-year-old-girl-878974
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Muns, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 13:23,
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i was gonna do a similar, but like:Derek Nimmo was not a fan of breast augmentation in their early days. He was approached, whilst holding vocal court on the subject, by a buxom young lass who offered her breast to our Derek to feel as 'proof' that fake ones were as good as real ones. He duly did and truly did change his mind.
It came out later that the young lady had tricked Derek using those chicken fillets breast lifting things.
So falsie conned Nimmy.
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She and her partner(, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 1:30, closed)
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