Well I never, you post a series of sad wanker stories on a comedy website, that somehow entertain you.
Not forgetting your inability to understand a simple spreadsheet which you've adduced as your prime evidence for your halfwitted schemes. Rollercoaster doesn't even begin to describe your circumstances. Don't ever stop pretending to have once affected a German tourists mannerisms, don't ruin the dream.
(Your name: Board Sig:, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 19:15, 1 reply)

Top marks for effort.
To be fair, you were the one who didn't seem to be able to add 11,193 and 26,071 together. You also don't seem to understand that "central functions" is an intentionally vague term... and such terms are used in government accounting, in order to fudge figures in order to look good. You call that tinfoil hattery, but are you honestly trying to tell me that governments wouldn't try to influence the reported figures to support their desired viewpoint? We cannot say what proportion of the central functions block are bureaucrats, but as a maximum bound it would make it closer to 12% of staff being managerial, and 3% as a minimum bound only. It seems you don't really understand the spreadsheet.

Er, what schemes?
"Slightly bored, and winding up an apparently angry man." begins to describe my circumstances.
"Going home now, so you can win if you want." ends the description of my circumstances.

Sorry for ruining your weird dream, I guess.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 20:16, closed)

Any time you need a dig out with not understanding a spreadsheet showing how stupid you are I'll be here for you pal.

(Your name: Board Sig:, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 8:09, closed)

Wow, you genuinely are thick aren't you?
Basically you were kinda fun yesterday, what with you getting all serious about your fascinating career in hospital misadministration, but even the most committed couldn't really be arsed to take this forward to a second day.

Your approach of reiterating bad insults because you can't think of anything funnier simply isn't very entertaining, and your commitment to government pencil pushing, while commendable, is the most tediously mediocre thing I've ever heard of.

So go on... call me a tard again. I know you want to.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 10:08, closed)

That's both "fascinating" AND well paid to you !!
ReTard
(Your name: Board Sig:, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 10:45, closed)