Yaaargh pirates!
I live in a shared house, with two utterly sound blokes. One of them however, is a little bit more odd than usual. For some reason, he absolutely hates Ross Kemp. I can't understand it at all- he seems a relatively decent bloke, makes a good living and even managed to produce a balanced documentary on the Gaza conflict, which is quite an achievement by any means. That, and he went and met some modern day pirates. And yet Pickles (which is what we call him) will start virtually foaming at the mouth, and start shouting at the TV loudly, and often incoherently. And he's never laughed as much when he saw the "Ross Kemp on Fire" sketch on Brass Eye.

Totally baffles me.

Still, Ross Kemp is nowhere near as much of a cunt as Darth Mandelson, the complete fucking j hfaeot y;oit e[...

(Sorry I really really hate him and can only end up ineffectually mashing at the keyboard).
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:31, Reply)