Part 1
Branson. Smuggist of the smug. I bet he turns out to be another Robert Maxwell in a few years time as well.

All the participants on Loose Women – if ITV made a male version of this it would never be shown so why the shuddering fuck are these harridans allowed to voice such uninformed sexist dribble? I would rather have my gonads repeatedly crushed with a sledgehammer than tolerate these vacuous bints.

Chris Gobby Cunt Moyles – Satan’s hairy encrusted ringpiece made mortal.

Fearne Crack Whore Cotton. The next time I see you in Soho House I am going to shit down your throat you loud, obnoxious talentless bint.

Mandelson. A patronising, condescending prolapsed set of piles. I want to punch you in the face. Repeatedly. Whilst wearing gloves covered in aids ridden scalpel blades.

Peaches fucking Geldof = Complete and utter talentless shitcunt.

Andy Parsons. Talking. In a stupid accent. And a stilted manner. Does not. Make. You. Funny. You. Cunt.

/apologies for rage.

*goes off for a lie down in a dark room*
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:39, 1 reply)

I've actually met Branson
He was alright. Quite a nice bloke. Although I did get the feeling that if you were someone important, who might actually have something that he wanted, then you'd need to watch your back. But generally, very pleasant.
( kappynitty doubled your entendre on, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:51, closed)