Famous people I hateMichael McIntyre, says our glorious leader. Everyone loves Michael McIntyre. Even the Daily Mail loves Michael McIntyre. Therefore, he must be a git. Who gets on your nerves?
Hint: A list of names, possibly including the words 'Katie Price' and 'Nuff said' does not an interesting answer make
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:21)
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When I was young and less mature I was in a punky sort of band.We performed a song which was essentially a list of all the people we wanted to kill off the telly. Barrymore was mentioned, as was Cilla fucking Black and Dale cunting Winton and it culminated with a bit where I screamed "Kill Vanessa Feltz!" over and over.
However, ten years later, I bump Vanessa on a semi-regular basis and I feel really guilty because she's actually quite nice. I was going to invite her out for a drink today so I could apologise in a My Name is Earl kind of a way, but found it hard to bring up the subject: "Hey, I wrote a song about how I wanted to kill you, but I don't any more..."
Cilla Black actually can fuck right off though.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:27,
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You bump Vanessa?Now that deserves some kind of recognition I'm sure.
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Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:40,
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I HATE NERYS HUGHES(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 19:23, closed)
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