Celebrity Sex Nightmares
Don't exactly hate her, but can't bring myself to think of Kirstie Alley without a slight shudder. Had a horrible dream many years ago (like, when Cheers was still on, and I was a teenage girl) about fucking her rather vigorously in my empty bathtub. Don't know why, it was awkward and uncomfortable and not very much fun, and she kept screaming "Carl Alexander!" for reasons unknown, to which I responded by slapping her in the face and whisper-shouting "Shut up! You're going to wake up my parents!" Gahhhh... Kirstie Alley...

Had a run of celebrity sex nightmares in those years, now that I think of it. Tyra Banks in a dingy, hot, smoky, squalid trailer, barely dressed in terrible leopard-print dollar-store lingerie, furiously horny, masturbating stickily, requesting my assistance. Don't care much for her either. And of course that one about Rosie O'Donnell and her demonic half-goat husband with the mutant cock. That was bad too.

Thanks God once I got to university the celebrity dreams turned lovely, Sinead O'Connor serenading me in a public bathroom and that sort of thing. But really, why can't I just forget this shit like other people do?
(iron_pigtail, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 8:05, 2 replies)

Haha!
Have a click for the bizarre and frankly worrying imagery!
( pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 9:24, closed)

Have you told your parents
that you, you're, you know... strange.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:44, closed)