Hmmm
Don't like Jordan? Then buy a real fucking newspaper and quit moaning.
( rofl harris, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 12:26, 13 replies)

If
I buy a real television, will that also stop her invading me?

No matter which channel I happen across the horse-faced dunce seems to be on it.
(dchurch bah, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 12:35, closed)

That's a good point
Just turn it off?
( rofl harris, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 12:42, closed)

Wha!!!

faints in disbelief
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 8 Feb 2010, 12:46, closed)

Ha
I don't actually own a TV, I was just being a twat. However, every time I go into a newsagents or even a supermarket, I am bombarded with magazines with her horse-shaped mug on the front with captions like "Can Jordan fit another Zebra up her chuff?".

What astounds me though, is how did this women ever become a model - usually models are fit and pretty.
(dchurch bah, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 13:16, closed)

Well waddya know - I don't have a TV either.
Wasn't the young Katie Price pretty enough?
(Well, obviously, not in her own opinion - but by normal standards?)
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 8 Feb 2010, 13:28, closed)

I honestly
can't remember. I don't remember her making any impression on me at all when (if) she was pretty, which says to me that perhaps I didn't find her so.
(dchurch bah, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 13:34, closed)

I don't have one either
But then I moved into a house with what might be the biggest flat screen in the world.

It's horrific.

With Katie Price, I imagine she's considered fit because a) She has massive tits, and b) She's in the media, and is therefore a "celebrity" (if not actually celebrated) which I guess must make her desirable to some by definition
( rofl harris, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 13:43, closed)

Yeah,
I suppose so.

Although, that said. I could have massive slabs of saline solution stuffed inside my chest, and as a bloke it would probably gain some media attention.

I still wouldn't, by anyones imagination, be considered fit, sadly.

Also, I'm not really willing to give it a go.

I take your point though ;-), but I still think she's an ugly horse-faced chav.

My TV (old CRT) gave up the ghost some years ago - I kept meaning to get another one 'at the weekend', but the weekend came and something more interesting (less expensive) would get in the way. After three months we realised that we hadn't really missed having one and just carried on without it. That was nearly three years ago now. It's amazing the things you can do that are actually productive with the time you used to waste staring at shite on a box in the corner of a room.

I still hear about things that are on it from people at work, i.e. "Did you see celebrity/gang banging on ice/deathmatch/get me in there etc... last night?" and I realise that I'm probably never going to waste my money on such a device ever again.

Still doesn't stop them chasing me for a TV licence all the bloody time though. Apparently someone will be in my area for a visit soon to check if I have a TV. Well, they can fuck-right-off - they are not coming in my house so I can prove I don't have something - what a ridiculous notion! Should I go round their house so they can prove they don't have a fishing rod, and associated licences? Of course not.

Don't get me started on that one.....oh....too late!
(dchurch bah, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 14:15, closed)

don' t like moaning?
Then click away from QOTW.

rafter
baz
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 13:03, closed)

I had no idea

( rofl harris, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 13:28, closed)

There's an AWAY!!

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 8 Feb 2010, 13:29, closed)

yup
something they don't tell you when you sign up.

it's a cult you see - you're not allowed to leave
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 13:40, closed)

We should have a "vent" section to QOTW
Where people can make up lists of stuff that makes them angry, and then whine about it.
( rofl harris, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 13:45, closed)