Sally Webster
I don't really follow the soaps but Mrs Duck watches them all and I end up watching a few

Corrie is the only one I half way appreciate because it has some genuinely great comic moments in it. But every time Sally Webster whines onto the screen she makes my shit itch

I hope her tits rot off
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 15:19, 5 replies)

I' d put up with her whining...
...for a crack at Rosie's jugs.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 15:47, closed)

Yes to the jugs...
but have you notice it looks like her top teeth have been welded together?

Is it some sort of tig-welding-dentistry that has become fashionable?
( Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 16:28, closed)

You perv

(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 16:36, closed)

Oh God yes
I've not seen Corrie for a while but she was the worst thing in it. No wonder Kevin went off with that woman with the goggle eyes for a bit a few years back.

Gail's another one. She looks like an extra from planet of the apes.
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 16:06, closed)

Gail
she's 2nd on the hit list

there was a bloke in the Saturday Guardian Guide before Charlie Brooker took over had people write in with what they thought Gail looked like

A mushroom cut in half

A Disaproving worm

were joint winners ;)
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 16:12, closed)