Family codes and ritualsFreddy Woo writes, "as a child we used to have a 'whoever cuts doesn't choose the slice' rule with cake. It worked brilliantly, but it's left me completely anal about dividing up food - my wife just takes the piss as I ritually compare all the slice sizes."
What codes and rituals does your family have?
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chthonic, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:05)
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cor,family ritualsit's a ritual for my entire family to repress their emotions and any anarchic tendencies.this backfires when my parents get arsed on the wine and behave like the human beings they are :D
it's ritual to eat organic food like the posh spazs we are.
it's ritual for the family to spend all november going 'we're not doing christmas this year',agreeing to do christmas,hating it,and promising to never do it again.rinse and repeat.
it's ritual for the family to never laugh at any of my jokes.I am a funny guy
the best one is to
a) randomly make noises from the goon show,quote comedy routines from the 60's or reproduce radio sound effects.
b) always blame everything wrong with the world on 'bloody students',said in a nasal old-man voice.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:43, Reply)
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