
Freddy Woo writes, "as a child we used to have a 'whoever cuts doesn't choose the slice' rule with cake. It worked brilliantly, but it's left me completely anal about dividing up food - my wife just takes the piss as I ritually compare all the slice sizes."
What codes and rituals does your family have?
( , Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:05)
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When my mother's hair is less than compliant, particularly on a windy day, she refers to herself as looking like "the wreck of the Hesparus".
A wonderfully poetic description, although I very much doubt she has ever read the actual poem - so god knows how / why she uses this phrase....
( , Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:18, 5 replies)

Only, my parents usually use that phrase to describe how *I* look. Bastards.
( , Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:10, closed)
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