Family codes and ritualsFreddy Woo writes, "as a child we used to have a 'whoever cuts doesn't choose the slice' rule with cake. It worked brilliantly, but it's left me completely anal about dividing up food - my wife just takes the piss as I ritually compare all the slice sizes."
What codes and rituals does your family have?
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chthonic, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:05)
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A mate started me on this...The idea is, every time someone ends a sentence with the word "What" you respond with "Bollocks, gotcha"* - great game for the pub, muttering something under your breath so someone says "What?".
Trouble is, I can't switch it off now...
* Actually, the full response was a bit longer - "bollocks, gotcha, Heaven is the back seat of my Cadillac - let me take you there. *lick finger, touch arse* psssst...shit hot."
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snee held his breath since, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:57,
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Seek therapy :)(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 11:11,
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