Family codes and rituals
Freddy Woo writes, "as a child we used to have a 'whoever cuts doesn't choose the slice' rule with cake. It worked brilliantly, but it's left me completely anal about dividing up food - my wife just takes the piss as I ritually compare all the slice sizes."
What codes and rituals does your family have?
( , Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:05)
Freddy Woo writes, "as a child we used to have a 'whoever cuts doesn't choose the slice' rule with cake. It worked brilliantly, but it's left me completely anal about dividing up food - my wife just takes the piss as I ritually compare all the slice sizes."
What codes and rituals does your family have?
( , Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:05)
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cause really why are you announcing it?
Anytime, ever, someone says "I'm going to the bathroom..." as they get up to leave the room.
One of my family members will reply, deadpan "I'll alert the media."
Cause everyone should know, right? that's why you told *us*, right?
This has never to my knowledge broken anyone of the habit of announcing their impending travels to loo land, except possibly for me.
( , Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:34, 5 replies)
Anytime, ever, someone says "I'm going to the bathroom..." as they get up to leave the room.
One of my family members will reply, deadpan "I'll alert the media."
Cause everyone should know, right? that's why you told *us*, right?
This has never to my knowledge broken anyone of the habit of announcing their impending travels to loo land, except possibly for me.
( , Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:34, 5 replies)
It does have it's use.
If I'm going to the bathroom from downstairs I usually announce it so I don't get someone trying to get into the bathroom 5mins later thinking I'm in my bedroom or something.
( , Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:38, closed)
If I'm going to the bathroom from downstairs I usually announce it so I don't get someone trying to get into the bathroom 5mins later thinking I'm in my bedroom or something.
( , Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:38, closed)
but...
the closed / locked door with the light on doesn't do the job? =)
( , Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:20, closed)
the closed / locked door with the light on doesn't do the job? =)
( , Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:20, closed)
my dad
when someone says that, always says "toodle-loo". It wasn't funny 35 years ago and it still ain't funny now
( , Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:46, closed)
when someone says that, always says "toodle-loo". It wasn't funny 35 years ago and it still ain't funny now
( , Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:46, closed)
hehe
made me giggle. Of course I also say things like
"I hope everything comes out ok in the end!"
( , Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:07, closed)
made me giggle. Of course I also say things like
"I hope everything comes out ok in the end!"
( , Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:07, closed)
Kinda does occasionally have a use
If you just get up and leave, people might think you hate them.
This way, they'll never know.
( , Fri 21 Nov 2008, 18:52, closed)
If you just get up and leave, people might think you hate them.
This way, they'll never know.
( , Fri 21 Nov 2008, 18:52, closed)
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